Just because you’re locked away in a federal prison doesn’t mean you can’t get excited for Orange is the New Black Season 2 (alright in real life you probably can’t get too excited, but this is TV people).
The immensely popular Netflix series returns to screens of all sizes June 6, and binge-watching parties are being planned all over the nation. To join in on the excitement, the characters from the show shared their thoughts on Twitter. How? Maybe the series transcended the concept of television itself and broke in to reality. Maybe I made six different Twitter accounts with six different email addresses. Maybe we’ll never know.
Either way, this should kill some time until you can sit in from of your screen for 13 hours soaking up that sweet, Orange is the New Black goodness.
So I'm sitting here, waiting for Netflix to put up the new #OrangeIsTheNewBlack, BBQ sauce on my titties, and I'm like "What. The Fuck?"—
Tasha Jefferson (@Taystee53) June 05, 2014
Serving screwdrivers at my premiere party #partyofone—
Big Boo (@BigBoo1234) June 05, 2014
Pennsatucky's Face is the New Black (And Blue) #pennsasucky #wrecked—
Piper Chapman (@PipeChap) June 05, 2014
Advice for your viewing party at midnight: No. Lesbian. Sex.—
Sam Healy (@SamHeal1234) June 05, 2014
Binge-watching is easier if you just piss on the floor #advice—
Crazy Eyes (@crazyeyes4123) June 05, 2014
Ladies.—
Pornstaches Mustache (@PornStache69) June 05, 2014
