This just proves that spending too long in Penn Station will smother your soul so completely that even goddamn magic can't bring it back.
"Sorry, Platform 9? No, I don't think there's a 9 and 3/4s..."
(*Takes photo on Instagram.*)
(*Hashtags it: #NOFILTERS #HOGWARTS*)
Really? Because that kid has a LIVE OWL IN A CAGE, so at the very least you should put down your phone and try to help him out.
Of course, that isn't the real Harry Potter and this was a stunt put on by Improv Everywhere, so yeah, the world is just a mundane series of small disappointments. You guys were right.
Carry on. Try the Butter Beer.